Blunder Bucket Runoff: Victor vs Victor!

An epic face-off. Victor Felice versus… well, Victor Felice. Who fumbled the biggest blunder of the fall season?

Victor campaigned for the honor of Biggest Blunder.

Victor campaigned for the honor of Biggest Blunder.

Victor had been campaigning for the win for weeks, even plugging his “exploits” on Facebook (see picture). He’d distributed a video in two versions of one of his, mmm, boo boos—one censored, the other not. And why not campaign? The Blunder Bucket is one of AYC’s highest honors, the winners’ plaques displaying the names of some of our most well-known members, some many times.

So here are the stories, each worthy of the Blunder Hall of Fame:

  1. Racing at Lake Pleasant, Victor and the crew slipped past one of Lake Pleasant’s famous sunken islands, the ones marked with many floating buoys. Actually, they didn’t quite slip past the island, which they learned when the J/24 Mermaid Rescue lurched to a stop. They’d run aground. Okay, that’s not that unusual. So they did it again the next race.
  2. Helping teach impressionable new sailors for ASF at Tempe Town Lake, Victor invited the two students on his boat to clip their keys to his carabiner that he then tossed into his bag before setting off for an afternoon of grueling, light-wind instruction. When the wisps of wind fluttered to a stop, Victor offered a further bit of instruction: here’s how you get the boat to the dock when the wind’s not blowing. Grabbing the mast, he rocked side to side until, you guessed it, the boat capsized, flipping students (but not Victor) into the water. Oh, and the whole cluster of keys, including the students’ keys, including one student’s keys to her boss’s house where she was house-sitting for the weekend!

This last nomination came from witness Joe Motil, who knows a thing or two about losing his keys into the dark muck of Tempe Town Lake. You see, he’d won the Blunder Bucket for that stunt in Spring 2010. Joe eventually found his keys when the lake emptied. But no students’ keys were harmed in that one.

As you can imagine, these two Blunders actually tied in the voting. Victor versus Victor. So emcee Tom Errickson called for a runoff vote. Which Victor won. For the TTL trick, of course, since it’s right up there in Blunder annals with Don DeFreze driving his mom’s car into the water. Haven’t heard that one? Then watch this.

Victor Felice proudly shows off the coveted AYC Blunder Bucket, awarded twice a year for the best sailing blunders. Now apparently he's showing that he had a hand in Vesta running aground in the Volvo Ocean Race!

Victor Felice proudly shows off the coveted AYC Blunder Bucket, awarded twice a year for the best sailing blunders. Now apparently he’s showing that he had a hand in Vesta running aground in the Volvo Ocean Race! Photo and Photoshop by Victor Felice